Last night Jack notices a Gap Kids ad on the back cover of a magazine, and while I'm changing Jackson's diaper on the bed Jack goes, "Hey, Jackson, which one do you like?" And I come back after dealing with the diaper and they're both lying on the bed and Jackson's all smiley and blushy, and Jack says proudly, "Guess which one we both like?"

Just so you know, with a few notable exceptions, they tend toward brunettes.