I don't want to go to school! Drop me off at 7-11!
I hate to think what you'd learn, sitting in the parking lot of 7-11 all day.
Drop me off, there's the exit!
Smoking cigarettes and shoplifting candy bars.
I want to learn to smoke cigarettes and shoplift candy bars, that sounds great!
Plenty of time for that, Sonny Jim.
I also want to learn to pick pockets.