Jackson: I DON'T WANT TOAST, NOOOOO! No! No! No! No! No!
Me: You know what? Whining isn't really the best way to get what you want in life.
Jackson: It isn't?
Jackson: I'm so confused.
Me: Uh . . .
Jackson: And normally it's very difficult to confuse me.
Me: . . .
Jackson: So thanks for clearing that up, Mom!
Me: Ohmygod, before I shoot myself I just want to know what to make you for breakfast.
Jackson: I'll have some cereal, please.