Me: "I'm thinking of getting new license plates."
Jack: "How come?"
Me: "2FUSSY. Too fussy. It's kind of negative."
Jack: "Defeatist."
Me: "So I'm thinking, YOGABNS!"
Jack: "Ah."
Me: "Or I know, YOGABNZ!"
Jack: "Right. And people will be driving down the road and thinking, Yoga buns? That woman sure is proud of her ass."
Me: "Oh, goddamnit."