May Cause Oily Discharge
It's funny, I can write a long, somewhat unselfconsciously meditative, drowsy fog of a post like the one I did yesterday and read it the next day and think, Hmm, here's a person who's just a little bit too much in love with the sound of her own voice.
Fortunately, once you've diagnosed this disease you can also prescribe the cure. No matter what you write, just put fuck you, clown! at the end.
This blog has not been reviewed by medical professionals. See your doctor to find out if Fuck You, Clown!™ is right for you.