Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

There was a murder here on the West side last night. They found the body of a woman in a bathtub full of milk, with a banana in her butt. The police think it's the work of a cereal killer.

In other news, here's why, as of today, my dog is getting only dry food for the rest of her miserable life: