Last week
Jackson: I want popcorns!
Me: You want popcorn?
Jackson: Popcorns.

I think it's adorable that someone who's just discovered plurals is already busy correcting me.

Saturday was Jackson's second birthday. Two things he got were a Hulk doll and Hulk Hands.

Jackson: I Hulk!
Me: You're the Hulk?
Jackson: Yeah, sure.
Me: Rrrrrr!
Jackson: I want turn green!
Me: You want to turn green like the Hulk?
Jackson: *nods*
Me: Oh, honey, you can't really turn green, but we can pretend --
Jack (interrupting): Get that boy some body paint and a pair of purple shorts!