Cats playing it straight

This week's challenge was to draw a cat wearing a wig that looked even half as good as a cat wearing a wig.

And what if it's a male cat. What then?

What if it's deaf?

Yes, it's all good fun when you're only using Photoshop and can command-Z away all of your criminal instincts. When your weapons are colored pencils, however, you end up with I don't even know what this is.

Some things are best left untinted: