Dear Diary

Wow, I've really let this web site slide. My excuses are legion, but in the end, part of what's kept me from posting is a slowly growing need for this crazy thing called "privacy." Have you heard of it? It's where you don't put your entire life online for people to have opinions about. However, as we hop onto part two of the Let's Panic tour, I have promised to keep a tour diary, so today I'm revving up my little diarycycle and racing up and down your street to warm up. Brace yourself for the most revealing Momversation ever! Wherein Alice and I tell Rebecca how to manage her love life during pregnancy.