26: Happy Thanksgiving!

Jackson: They made us all go around at lunch and say what we were thankful for.

Me: What did you say?

Jackson: EVERYBODY said "family and friends." It was so annoying!

Me: Maybe they meant it, Ebeneezer.

Jackson: I mean, it was cute when the little kids said it.

Me: So what did you say you were thankful for?

Jackson: Italian food.