What sort of monster would I be if I didn't pause to make fun of my own tragedies?
NaBloPoMo = National Blog Posting Month
NoBloPoMo = No, I won't be participating
NaBlowPoMo = In fact, I'll be devoting the month to oral sex
AmmoPoMo = And stockpiling weapons
BlammoPoMo = While watching Warner Bros. cartoons
BimboPoMo = And pornography
LimboPoMo = After which: margaritas!
NamblaPoMo = I didn't say child pornography
SamboPoMo = In fact, let's deconstruct some racist imagery instead
ShamBloPoMo = 30 shampoos in 30 days!
ShaNaNaBloPoMo = Blogging about allegedly simpler times