I can't make shit like this up folks, I'm not that clever.
So, what does this look like to you.
Because to me it looks like, over the course of several weeks, my dog, Peewee, has burned the word oui into the grass outside our condo. Peewee peed a "oui." Or, in other words: Pee? Oui!
I'll be sure to let you know when I find the Virgin Mary burned into my french toast.