Back-up List

I was saving this list as back-up for a day when I had nothing left to give. Who knew that brain-death would occur on day three? Pathetic.

Totally copied from the latest Esquire:

People Who Aren't as Nice as You'd Think They'd Be

Puppeteers
Nurses
Hippies
Clowns
911 operators
Comediennes
Civil-rights leaders
Ice-cream-truck guys
God
Grown men named Nicky
TV-makeover doyennes
The gays
Alex Trebek
Flight attendants
Portrait photographers
Choir directors
White House press secretaries
Pastry chefs
Belletrists
Humanist philosophers
Off-duty cops
Office-league softball umpires
Fathers of female tennis pros
Buddhist monks
Grandma