What Rhymes With Shrill Warts?

Anyone in the Santa Barbara area interested in seeing Will Shortz speak and solve puzzles at UCSB's Campbell Hall next Sunday, May 6 at 4:00 p.m., you can have my ticket, I won't be able to make it.

E-mail me: fussy AT fussy DOT org.

No charge, just take it off my hands and tell me how it was afterward.

UPDATE: It's been claimed!