Oh, Internet

When life hands you lemons, go online and look at LOLCATS.

I'm now off for an unexpected three weeks in Denver, as my dad died (unexpectedly) early this morning. There's a lot to be done, including convincing my mother of the fact of the departure of her husband of almost 55 years.

And I certainly mean no disrespect when I say that I still can't believe my father spent his final years using dial-up.

This is all to cover up the fact that I'm shattered, that I'll never hear his voice again, that I can't call today and apologize for not calling on Mother's Day because my Mom's pretty much deaf anyway so I just sent a card and figured I'd catch up with him today and it's too fucking late.