I'm currently stranded in suburban Denver with a dial-up connection in my old bedroom at my parents' house. Which is, of course, a totally awesome way to go cold turkey on the Interweb for a week. I may or may not be returning e-mail for a few days, so thanks in advance for your patience and cooperation on that front. Believe me, I'll be posting some no doubt fascinating pictures of, um, stuff! as soon as I get back.