Day Nine of Not Drinking

I was going to treat you to a roundup of my favorite nonalcoholic beers, but I decided not to because they all kind of suck. The one made by Guinness is probably the best. Also, that link is great for a couple of reasons, one of which is it's like the Wine Advocate! For beer! Secondly, I like some of the screen names, "Drunk McDermott" being my favorite at the moment. And lastly, what in hell is a "cracker-schpoonk burp"?

Anyway, I'm busy trying to cook up a book proposal this week, but if you feel inclined to stick around you might enjoy a short trip in the way back machine.