I think all married people should blog. Then we'd really get the whole picture, especially about someone like me, an inveterate liar. Oh my God, if Jack had a blog. First, the stories about his past. Like the time he was dating six girls at once. Six! Not in the same town. I can't tell you any more because I'd ruin it. Jack tells the best stories! But he won't blog, I've begged him. Seriously, every time I get down on my knees in front of him, the first thing I always do is ask him if he'll start a blog.
Here's a picture of an entire alley way covered in gum. Enjoy!