Several years back I used to work around the corner from the Native American Community Center in New York. I had an aquaintance who worked there (he was the tallest gay Apache Indian I've ever met), and he invited me over one night for a ceremony honoring a member of the community who had died. There was a drum circle, and singing led by a woman whose tribe I don't remember but she'd spent several years touring with a Duke Ellington-style orchestra, and never before or since have I heard such incredible prairie wails belted out with the Andrews Sisters' tone.
Then there were speeches. A kid named Cochise got up to speak. He looked like kind of a punk, but he seemed perfectly comfortable in front of the crowd. And I'll never forget what he said.
"What I'll miss most about [the dead person] is that whenever she saw me she'd say, "Hey! Toe Cheese!"
So today as you scrape whatever variation of that first pilgrim/Indian meal you manage to conjure up into the garbage, remember Cochise, whose name rhymes with "toe cheese." And remember to recycle, and for god's sake don't drink and drive.