I love how when a kid poops his pants we say he had an "accident." Like, the responding officer reported that the driver of the red Ford Explorer thought it was just going to be a fart.

Thank you, that was your Pseudo-Paula Poundstone* moment for today.

*Poor Paula! Drunk Driving Mommy, okay, but honestly! Who believed the molestation charge? I guess it happens, though. I mean, Anne Sexton, right? Blurg. There's your lesbian incest moment of the day, too. You're welcome.