Adventures in Child Psychology of the Damned XIII
Jack: Want to go for a ride in the truck?
Jackson: NO!
(pause)
Jack: How about now?
Jackson: Okay.

Monkey See, Monkey Learn to Rap
(phone rings)
Me: Hello?
Jack (in background): Say it! Say it!
Jackson: I LIKE! BIG! BUTTS!!
(hangs up)

No Matter Where You Go, There You Are