Adventures in child psychology

Jack Okay, buddy, time to put on your shoes, let's go.
Jackson No!
Jack What shoes do you want to wear? Sandals?
Jackson No!
Jack Boots? Pumas?
Jackson No no!
Jack Jackson, want some ice cream?
Jackson No!
Jack How about a million dollars.
Jackson No!
Jack How about a mountain made out of candy?
Jackson No!
Jack Are you high??
Jackson . . .
Jack Fine, we gotta go. Whatever you do, don't wear your sandals.
Jackson . . .
Jack You cannot wear your sandals.
Jackson (crying) Sandals!