Oh, how you talk

So Jack says to me, "You look exactly like John Frusciante from the back."

Naturally, I take that as a compliment.

Also, how many times do I have to explain this? It's TO hell with it, not THE hell with it.

And now, here's a rhyme.

Did you ever
fly a kite
in bed?

Did you ever walk
with ten cats
on your head?

Did you ever milk
this kind of cow?
Well, we can do it.
We know how.

If you never did,
you should.
These things are fun
and fun is good.