I thought it would be fun to get Jackson some movies of his own, so we bought some classics we remembered from our own childhoods: 101 Dalmations, Dumbo, Mary Poppins, etc.

We used to have a child who liked books. Now we have a child who, at four in the morning, can be heard in his crib whispering, "Dopey . . . Dopey . . . Dopey. . . ."