I have just discovered that I am co-winner of Sarah B.'s Young Guns II Haiku Contest! I'd like to thank my co-winner, the exceedingly literary Jackie-O. (It seems we have some sort of Before and After Jack thing going, which bears further investigation.) I would also like to thank the judges, Adam and Helen Jane, whose Amazon wish lists remain untouched by yours truly, signifying an honest win on my part (for once). Hooray.