I always do a little dance when my site hits make it into double digits before noon. (Ah, low-end blogging.) Was the Canadian person who Googled "maids discipline husbands" scared off by my admission of low libido due to prolonged breastfeeding, or did she stick around to read a nice poem and think about babies for awhile?
I'll never know, but I can always add her request (along with "torture + needles + nipples + mom") to the list at Disturbing Search Requests.