If you're going to a birthday party for a black kid, or a brown kid, or a white kid, do you buy the black kid a black G.I. Joe, the brown kid a brown G.I. Joe, and the white kid a white G.I. Joe?

P.S. My son, who is white, appears to adore all G.I. Joes equally. But it's other parents I'm afraid of. As usual.