Here's something to make you feel distinctly uneasy

Child Safe Network

Want to know if there are registered sex offenders in your area, the ones who like to waggle their dicks at kids? My town, with three stop lights, has twelve of them.

Surprise!

You have to get through a few pages of ads to see the listing, but then: mug shots! A list of offenses! Addresses!

I will never let Jackson wander over to the toy aisle in Rite Aid by himself ever again.

Especially if they ever decide to employ pharmacists like this.