Me: "I'm thinking of getting new license plates."

Jack: "How come?"

Me: "2FUSSY. Too fussy. It's kind of negative."

Jack: "Defeatist."

Me: "So I'm thinking, YOGABNS!"

Jack: "Ah."

Me: "Or I know, YOGABNZ!"

Jack: "Right. And people will be driving down the road and thinking, Yoga buns? That woman sure is proud of her ass."

Me: "Oh, goddamnit."