Okay, it's obvious that the most popular t-shirt caption is the one that references porn, so that's what I'm going to go with and I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. Actually, I do think it's pretty funny. I've spent years sighing over my referrer logs; how can that many people be transposing the f and the p while they're Googling? Honestly, the state of education in this country! *tsk*

I'm going to leave the poll open until 5:00 p.m., just because I said (to myself) that I would, but in the meantime, let's all congratulate Badger for being funny and earning herself a free t-shirt! (I'm doing that thing where I go haaaaaa into my cupped hands and it sounds like a distant stadiumful of people cheering the kid who just won high jump. Not even just parents, either, but regular people who don't normally care about track-and-field but who got caught up in how good these kids are, some of them could turn pro, or at least definitely get a scholarship.)

The shirts will look like this.

To pre-order a "Typed It Wrong" high-quality Hanes Beefy Tee Men's short-sleeved t-shirt in navy with baby blue ink, or a women's extra-long torso short-sleeved tee in black with baby blue ink (they don't make the long-torso'd ladies' tees in navy) PRE-ORDERING IS NOW CLOSED.

I need 20 orders minimum to make this work. Once we hit that amount I'll get my t-shirt guy on the stick and we'll be able to pogo. (First-class shipping is included in the price. E-mail me about international orders, fussy {at} fussy {dot} org.)

Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption!