I understand that the point of NaBlo is to make you sit down and write something every day to kick start the habit of creativity but for fuck's sake, I don't need any help, I write every day as it is, I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WRITING, MOTHERFUCKER, AAAARRRRGH.

Naturally, I can't post what I've written since it's for the book. Which sucks, because I'd really like some feedback. I spent a good fifteen minutes this afternoon wondering what billionaires do to prepare for the coming of their fifth child. I know. It's agony, being me. Want to know what I came up with?

"Engrave the pony."

That's right, there you go. Sneak preview.