I'm not a big fan of Nicolas Cage, so bear that in mind when I say this: who turned him into Steve Buscemi?

Don't get me wrong, I think it could be an improvement. Put him in another Coen Bros. movie and I might consider taking him off my personal black list. I'm not sure who else is on that personal black list, let me think for a minute.

Personal Black List
Keanu Reeves
Hugh Hefner

Buh?

I'd go onto imdb.com and troll around for actors who make me squint with displeasure, but I think I'd rather drink this glass of wine and think good thoughts about a pussycat. As the saying goes.