I don't want to go to school! Drop me off at 7-11!

I hate to think what you'd learn, sitting in the parking lot of 7-11 all day.

Drop me off, there's the exit!

Smoking cigarettes and shoplifting candy bars.

I want to learn to smoke cigarettes and shoplift candy bars, that sounds great!

Plenty of time for that, Sonny Jim.

I also want to learn to pick pockets.