Does Alex Cox know about this? Did the Spungeon estate approve? Because this is nuts, Schwinn, naming your little retro cruisers after a couple of self-destructive junkies. And this is sort of the bike I was looking for, an upright three-speed, and now I have to decide between the lesser of two loathsome individuals.

Wait a minute, Schwinn, you want $499.00 for one of these?

Maybe I'll just get a Sting-Ray.