Because I must SELL MORE STUFF.
We made it to the minimum number Typed It Wrong t-shirts that I need to make an order, hooray! So I will get the Illustrator file over to my guy this week so that shirts can be delivered to everyone in a timely manner. It usually takes about two weeks once the wheels are set in motion. Oh, the soft cotton spokes of commerce that turn on a 7% Lycra hub. Kindly, gentle commerce by Claes Oldenburg, yes.
I would also like to alert you to this excellent new longer-torso'd FUSSY shirt:
I love that font, it's like the women's apparel equivalent to a big scary laser warning sign.
(Order shirts here.)