"Get that microphone away from me, you pencil-neck geek, or you will be wearing it like a hood ornament."

"Bill Plaschke's writing makes me wonder if he's being injected with estrogen semi-weekly or just once a week."

"Next thing you're going to tell me is that a team named after a movie is going to win the Stanley Cup."

There's nothing like the letters to the editor of the L.A. Times Sports section to ease/inflame the pain of your playoff loss.

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