My weekend in five easy-to-digest nuggets
1. I learned how to draw thirty-five units of insulin into a syringe, but so far no one's offered to let me stick it into my dad.
2. Some seven-year-old girls have the big swinging balls to teli you how it was, how it is, and how it's going to be forever and ever so just shut up.
3. Jackson, especially when naked and feeling sassy, is a potent mood elevator for all present.
4. Don't get upset and hang up on your husband and then turn off your cell phone so he can't call back, because you will wake up feeling all crusty on the inside.
5. Atari Super Pong pristine in the box!