I was going to make this into a Required Reading sidebar link, but it's just too good.
Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model
"Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?"
From Miss Poppy, whose motto is, "What a trend we have in Jesus!"
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