When you're fresh out of ways to entertain the child who's school/daycare thing is closed until January, there's always the pool hall.

No, wait! It's a Family Entertainment Center!

Here, Jackson has his own tray of balls and his own table, so that Daddy and Little Al can finish their game in peace. Jackson is yelling, "Hey, Al! Look! I'm shooting pool!" Al and Jack are at their table across the room having this conversation:

Al: I think I'm watching too much porno.

Jack: There's no such thing.

Al: No, I'm serious.

Jack: What's the problem?

Al: I went to the adult video store yesterday and they gave me a box of chocolates.