Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

If someday I get to design a bathroom, my bathroom will have a toilet that is in such close proximity to the sink that if, say, someone has to puke and shit her guts out at the same time, this person will be able to to reach chin to sink and ass to toilet without compromising the integrity of the surrounding walls, giving this person the luxury to return to the same pristine environment the next six times she gets up in the night to repeat the aforementioned procedure, instead of ruining said environment after one visit and thereafter having no choice but to throw up into an empty Kleenex box with her ass parked in a small wastepaper basket in the middle of the living room.

Yes, that is my little architectural wish, Tinkerbell! Please grant it to me. I swear I'll be good. I promise.